Erik Sparrow is one of the lucky ones. Hes got a good job. Hes in a stable relationship. He lives in one of the greatest cities in the world. Does he deserve it? Probably not. Hes not too bright. Hes not very attractive. Hes not at all ambitious. Hes chubby and hes always complaining. And when his girlfriend Jody proposes to him, he doesnt even have the good sense to accept her offer. Hell never find a woman like this again. Instead, Erik bumbles his way around the issue, offering one excuse after another for not getting married.